Channing Tatum freaks out over Astrology app ‘Pattern’

Channing Tatum wants to know the connection of Astrology app 'Pattern' to his therapy.

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‘Magic Mike’ star and Jessie J’s boyfriend, Channing Tatum (age 39), wants a quick answer as he ranted why the Astrology app he downloaded, the Pattern app, used the exact words from his recent therapy session.

The Pattern app asks for your birthday and your time of birth in order to give you insights about your personality.

Also, Pattern connects you with other users of the app.

Pattern seems like a regular Astrology app, but what spooked Channing Tatum was the accuracy of the app to the therapy session he just went to.

Watch him talk about Pattern on an Instagram video on July 12, 2019:

I need some answers, okay, because I don’t know if I’m late to this or early to this. But what is this Pattern sh**?

It’s an app. I just downloaded it, it’s called the Pattern. And it asked me to put in my birthday and my time of birth.

By the way, how are you supposed to know your time of birth? I hope anyone who does this has a parent that loves them that is half responsible because I don’t even know how to figure that out.

Anyways, how do you know what you know about me, Pattern? People at the Pattern, people that use the Pattern, you need to DM me right now and tell me how you know this stuff.

I don’t even know if I want to know if I want to know this stuff. I don’t know if anybody should know this stuff.

I was just in therapy yesterday. Yeah, I’m in therapy. Whatever. Everybody should be in therapy. And I just got a notification on my phone this morning. Poooop! It pops up and using the exact words that we were using in therapy.

Is the phone listening? Are you listening through the phone, Pattern? AI? The algorithm that is the Pattern? Are you listening through my phone and then just regurgitating stuff that I’m afraid of?

You know what, Pattern people, you should just call me. That’s what should happen right now. You should just DM me. If you know so much, you can know how to get in touch with me now, don’t you? So, just do that. I need answers right now.

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